Sunday 21 September 2008

Paris...and everything after.

Ok, so here we are. We've arrived. The vacation has commenced.

The trip itself was pretty smooth, apart from one near miss. But more on that later.

Let's get the most important thing outta the way from the get go. So we finally arrive at the Hostel at around 11.30 pm; suitably knackered obviously. We need a quick bite having not eaten since around 1, so we head off to the Golden Arches (Mac D's). Yes, I know, I know, I know! We're in Paris and we're eating Mackie D's!!!? It was there, we were hungry. Get over it. So it's after midnight and they've got this weird 'night hatch' thing going on. You couldn't go into the restaurant but had to queue up at this window and basically buy your food to order. You clenched tight onto your receipt and waited. Anyhoo......what's with the 'Chicken Mystic'!!!? I'm SO intrigued! Has anyone ever had one? Does it tell your fortune? Can it contact the dead? Does it know what happened to Lord Lucan? I NEED to know.

It's been trains and planes (plane) today. We nearly missed the flight to Paris as all the flight boards were dysfunctional (a bit like Neil) at Liverpool John Lennon airport. We were told on checking in that the flight was delayed 30 mins. So what else to do but sit down to some cold beverages? Neil gets them in and I decide to have a wander just to make sure we're not missing our flight. Only turns out it's on final call. There's a bit more to it than that but I can't be arsed. So I won't. Suffice to say we made it.

Couple of other observations:

Paris is expensive!
Why do some German women have hairy armpits - it's SO unattractive.

More tomorrow (maybe) as I'm SO tired now I need to sleep.

Laters....

6 comments:

Dalton said...

Classic - burger and chips in Paris. Nous sommes l'anglais stupide et devons manger quelque chose d'autre que McDonald peut s'il vous plaît nous diriger vers quelque part bon marché ?
Try this next time you want to eat.

Conky said...

I think a lot of Euro gals have hairy pits....every person I have ever met from France has hairy pits.
There are worse things.

Chicken Mystic......that is intriguing...I hope you had one!

MikeP said...

Had a chicken mystic in Belgium!! Ha Ha Brits abroad. Although they did sell Stella in McDs, belgium too so not all bad!! Enjoy

Conky said...

beer at McD's??? OMG...Canada suddenly feels like a shitty place to live....!

appropriatemanagementaction said...

head over the charles bridge and straight on up to malastanske namesti. up past mcd's is jos bar where i worked and managerd for 9 months. its changed owner and had a laura ashley makeover so is now a dive.used to be the centre of everything circa 1996.used to have a great club downstairs. in behind is nicks cafe nr u maleho glena(a jazz club). on the way to the bridge from old town sq. youll hit lilliova st. i helped build then was the 1st barman in a cuban irish bar called 'o'che guevaras'. i kid you not.full of stag partys now and pricey.back nr josefov on the other side of old town sq you could try and find the thirsty dog, where nike cave used to hangout and i used to dish out the whisky.there are a good few non-stops around(24hr bars).try battalion at the top of wenceslas sq.is seedy but cool.dont go in until 4-5am.stay out of the yank or irish bars and you will do well.victoria zizkov fc are a good watch if at home. sparta praha are easier to get to.take tram 16 to letna from malostrana, i think.

Mouldymuffin! said...

quality posts - cheers for the heads up on Prague comrade; I think we're there on a Saturday so it's all good, will see who's at home. rome is awesome - loads to tell already, but will post properly tomorrow. Nick Cave eh? Have a couple of mates (female) who will be VERY jealous - he's a bad boy!